I can't say Sasha Grey is my favorite porn star, but I definitely give her credit. She's not only extreme, but she's been able to break into the mainstream in her hit movie The Girlfriend Experience and as a recurring guest, Vincent Chase's girlfriend, on Entourage this season.
This is one of my favorite Sasha Grey scenes. I think it's even more memorable after thinking about how jealous Vince Chase was on Entourage this season. If he had only seen this...
at 10:36 AM
Behind Closed Doors did it again! Rocco and I attended the "Return to Summer" event in early October. This event promised to be BCD's largest event in all three years of the exclusive club's existence. Indeed it was. In fact, this was the largest gathering of gorgeous swingers I had ever seen in the NYC area.
There were so many hot, young couples and single ladies, I was on system-overload. The sheer number of couples reviled those at the most popular swingers club in Paris and in the southern part of the U.S., but the venue was one of a kind.
As soon as we walked in, I knew this party would be unlike any that I had ever attended. There was so much going on all night, I wish there were five clones of myself that I could have sent around the party to keep track of what was going on. The action started out by the pool and jacuzzi. Some couples changed into their bathing suits and hot bikinis; others changed into their birthday suits. The venue was in pristine condition and by far the classiest I have ever seen for any swinger party anywhere in the world. I walked around and met some old friends and new ones. Karen Kougar and Tom Kougar walked in and I saw their jaws drop. When you get a thumbs up from a porn star, you know that's a very good thing.
I walked out onto the outdoor area to view the beautiful Manhattan skyline. Some couples even took advantage and were getting it on in the outdoor area. I wanted to give my friends Jack and Noreen who were fucking right by the outdoor area a high-five. Actually, I wanted to give Jack's dick a lick...but more on that later.
As I walked around, I also noticed that the various private rooms were occupied almost all night. The rules on the doors of the rooms were simple, i.e. "Open door = open to playing." Of course, as always with BCD parties, you had to ask before entering and it was not a free for all.
Besides the massive pool area, there was a giant group play room at the far corner of the venue. Rumor has it that this multi-million dollar facility was previously used exclusively in a pro-sports team. Certainly, the cleanliness and classiness of this place was second to none and perfectly appropraite for players being paid millions of dollars. But I bet the ball players had never seen (and couldn't pay for) an orgy like this...
After speaking with all my friends, Rocco and I were incredibly horny. There was sex all around us, and now, it was time for us to have some fun. We played earlier in the evening with Jack and Noreen and Cleopatra and Apollo by the pool. In fact, I had even had some time alone with the sexy Noreen. We had quiet a six-person or so group scene going on. But, the orgy in the group room had about 10-12 couples getting it on at the same time. When I walked into the back, I couldn't believe my eyes. Even I was taken aback! I thought I had seen it all, but this was something new.
Brian and Angelina were escaping me all night. But this time, I finally caught up with them. I also saw sweethearts Leilene and Charlie. They were also going at it all night, but I made them save their last bit of energy for me. Charlie ate me out and I was in heaven. Leilene looked over at me and accurately summed the experience up in a sentence. "This is like a dream come true." And it was--well, a swinger's dream come true.
Not only were there some gorgeous, hot couples, but the couples were engaging in some amazing sex. I saw one man take on his lady and then switch and up and put his beautiful cock inside a lady friend of mine, Cinderella. I licked my lips as I watched the three bodies intermingle with one another. Again, I wish there was more of me to go around and play with everyone. I played with Rocco and we went over to a bed with Greg and Lynn. Lynn is the amazing lady who has such intense orgasms that she literally falls asleep right after. I went over and played with Brian. He has amazing stamina, enough to wear out this Sex Kitten. On the floor next to Leiline and Charlie, I saw a newbie couple that came out to swing school having hot, screaming sex. YES! I love to see the new ones breaking out of their shells and having a good time. It makes all the hard work and effort I put worth while and then some.
Gina and Brad, the acrobats, had made friends with some fantastic couples and outlasted just about everyone. There was another couple that initially sat next to Christian and Trista and then swapped. I watched Christian put his big dick inside his new lady friend. If I was closer, I would've loved to lend a hand (or a hole). Afterward, I went over to one of the many showers to see couples swapping everywhere! I even saw people fucking in the steam room. It was a steamy, hot time!
at 6:18 PM
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they say. But, we also know that imitators are never quiet as good as the "original." When it comes to the original ideas created by Behind Closed Doors and XXXtreme Events, imitators often try to steal these ideas and claim them as their own. You may have seen imitators copy these ideas even word-for-word. For example, I have seen old men that throw "swinger parties for hot, young couples run by a real swinging female," promoters that throw their version of BCD's hybrid off-premise/on-premise events that are nothing more than a sex-less tease, parties open to single males filled with prostitutes that promise "real couples and single women," and party hosts that promise "exclusivity" to their guests, only to allow in any "Hairy," Dick and Jane off the street -- because it's all about the bottom line, money.
Every day my e-mail box is flooded with e-mails from readers of the blog begging me to give them advice on so-and-so's swingers party or club or to tell them where they can find the hottest swingers party in NYC. Well, readers, if you haven't read it in my prior posts, I will say it again, I cannot recommend the fake, shady, illegal and dingy swinger parties that exist in NYC to even my worst enemies. Additionally, as you may have read about in my party reviews, if I had found even a half-decent swing scene anywhere in the area, there would be no need for Behind Closed Doors parties. If you want to attend a decent swinger party outside NYC, you can check out the clubs Paris, Montreal, Southern Florida or Atlanta as I have reviewed in this very blog. In these areas, you may find real couples and/or singles and you may be lucky enough to find someone to hook up with. Of course, the vast majority of the guests at these clubs will be older and many will be unattractive. But that's par for the course, you have to sift through the nasties to find the gems. That what makes BCD and XXXtreme so wonderful, I do the work for you and only invite attractive guests with whom you'd want to engage.
There is no doubt that people have tried to create confusion when it comes to all of School of Sex's parties and will continue to do so. A newbie couple, "Mo and Sue" attended one of the Behind Closed Doors parties hosted a few months back. Mo and Sue really popped their swinger-cherry that night. When leaving the party, Mo and Sue told me they had a great time at their first swinger party and would love to be invited back again. As they were not only cute, but very sweet, I extended them an invitation into the next month's Behind Closed Doors party. But by the time I saw Mo and Sue at the next Behind Closed Doors party, Sue told me they anxiously went to another NYC swingers club. "I'm so sorry we didn't heed your warning about these places," she said.
Apparently, when they walked into the loft of this other party, they asked the club owner if by any chance their party was affiliated with the School of Sex, our umbrella brand. After all, the theme of the night was remarkably similar to a recent XXXtreme Event. The club owner out-and-out lied and told this naive, young couple that it was indeed an "affiliate event." As soon as the couple walked into, for lack of a better word, bawdy house, they knew this was NOT a School of Sex party. The couple left within minutes, minus the door fee. I was upset to hear about this couple's experience, but not surprised.
So readers, please be forewarned. I can pin-point the exact hosts that misrepresented themselves as the newest members of the Wall of Shame, but if you want the exact club you'll have to talk to me at a party. I don't make a habit of reviewing these NYC clubs and parties any longer because, as you have no doubt read before, the operators of these venues are very bad people and their parties always suck. Among other things, there are connections to organized crime. Over the past three years of running the School of Sex, Behind Closed Doors and XXXtreme Events, I have been threatened, followed, and otherwise harassed by these people. Luckily, my parties are clean as a whistle. All SoS revenue is reported accurately, no drugs are allowed at our parties, and we always make sure that our locations are not affiliated with bad people.
So, the swing scene in NYC and all the respective parties and clubs, particularly the one that held itself out to be affiliated with me, are hereby inducted into Wall of Shame for this month. It is no surprise that the hottest and most popular real, swingers parties in NYC -- Behind Closed Doors and XXXtreme Events would be imitated, but never recreated!